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The worst polish teaching assistant who is shorter than a Dwarf or Halfling and is always wearing a Scarf and Bolo Tie
Mr Wazowski has entered the room, hide your Penis'
hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot step on my throat daddy mike wazowski. ugh get it deep into me daddy
ugh step on my throat daddy mike wazowski
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The phenomena in which people remember something a certain way but in reality it was never that way at all. Remember those memes mid 2020 where people would edit Mike Wozowski from Monsters Inc and give him two eyes instead of the one that he actually had. That meme became really popular, so much so that it was first image that would pop up when you would look up Mike Wozowski. This caused massive confusion, making Mike with one eye look unnatural.
Johnny: I thought Curious George had a tail, why doesn’t he have a tail?
Bryan: You’re a victim of the Mike Wazowski Effect my friend.
A ass munch to say the least, Usually refered to "Green cyclope thinger," From Monsters Inc. Like to masterbate in a papaya. Whom's crew may consist of:
A spunky Asian.
A Mean douche (who spends majority of his life span on the toilet)
A Cat.
A green-loving, whore, with the ambition to be a lion tamer.
"Never judge a whale by its blubber,"
"Wow, that was like...Totally Mikey Wazowski, right there, man"
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when you have sex with a bitch who has one eye, is shaped like a circle, and has green hair.
Person 1: Damn he just did a Mike Wazowski Special on Olivia.
Person 2: what a fucking loser she is so ugly.
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When you combine Shrek, Big Shaq, and Mike Wazowski.
"Hey dude, did you see that meme? Y'know, Big Shraq Wazowski?"
when your buddy hits a dukie blunt and gets high as a kite
bro tom was high mike wazowski last night.