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From a poker playing expression, “read ‘em and weep” used when you finally reveal your winning hand to the other players, especially when they think you have nothing and are bluffing.
Basically the same as “In your face!”
Hey, Mom, I know you think I’m a dumbass, but here’s my report card.
All A’s! Read it and weep!
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A terrifying creature, and deadliest of assasins; The weeping Angels are very old and without mercy. They are beautiful statues...when you can see them.
"Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't look away, don't turn your head, and don't blink. . . . Good luck" - The Doctor They are incredibly fast, but when you can see them the turn to stone. They cannot move, it's a fact of their biology. That's why they cover their eyes; They're not crying, they can't risk looking at eachother.
If one touches you, you will instantly find yourself many years in the past. This is how they feed. They live off of the potential energy of all the days you might have had.
Also, if you are unluckey enough to find yourself in the prescence of one, keep watching it but do NOT look it in the eye. "Anything that holds the image of an angel becomes and angel." This includes televisions AND people (eyes).
Sally found herself surrounded by Weeping Angels, as the
Tardis began to disapear.
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Weeping Cyclops-
(Verb)-
The act of poking one's eye out and ejaculating below the functional eye, creating a stream of "tears".
(Noun)-
One whose eye has a trail of semen, similar to that of tears, to the bottom of their cheek.
"So are you gonna make her a into Weeping Cyclops tonight?"
You can use this phrase when you want to give someone bad news, especially if that news is in written form.
"How did I do on the test?"
"You failed. Read it and weep."
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A murderous assassin who will kill you the instant you turn away or blink.
Weeping Angels are from the TV show Doctor Who. These monsters kill anyone who looks away or blinks.
"Dont Blink, blink and you die"
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A word to say when you are taking something back. Or if you are bothering someone you can say "shaggedy,", but when you are taking something back you can say weeps or shaggedy weeps.
"Do you want a slice of pizza? Here you go. Shaggedy Weeps!" (Takes back slice of pizza and eats it)
Statues that come alive when you are not looking at them.
"The lonely assassins, they used to be called. No one quite knows where they came from, but they're as old as the universe, or very nearly, and they have survived this long because they have the most perfect defence system ever evolved. They are quantum-locked. They don't exist when they're being observed. The moment they are seen by any other living creature, they freeze into rock. No choice. It's a fact of their biology. In the sight of any living thing, they literally turn to stone. And you can't kill a stone. Of course, a stone can't kill you either. But then you turn your head away, then you blink, and oh yes it can. " -The Doctor
"Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. "-The Doctor
A Weeping Angel, Amy, is the deadliest, most powerful, most malevolent lifeform evolution has ever produced and right now one of them is trapped inside that wreckage, and I’m supposed to climb in after it with a screwdriver and a torch.