Sardonic slang for offering an immense and unexpected level of resistance to a person or group of people.
“Did you hear? Joe said he’s going to beat you up after school.”
“Well, I’ll be sure to roll out the old Ukranian welcome mat for him.”
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When going down on a girl you vomit in your mouth and either swallow it back or spray it on her cooter.
Dude, I was going down on this chick pastor and totally wiped my shoes on her welcome mat.
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when you go down on a homeless girl,slut,ho,or hood rat
dam josh u shouldnt ''lick the welcome mat''.
Someone that a cocky person thinks is there to back down and get walked on because their head and heart hardened while their ass is still soft.
The cocky guy/girl thought that he/she was tougher than the guy he/she thought was a welcome mat, and thought that the welcome mat would be outmachoed or outtoughed at everything in life.
Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.
That dude has a sick welcome Matt.
Source: Esperanza
Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.
That dude has a sick welcome Matt.
Source: Esperanza