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When two men have so much sex that the receiving partners cheeks get stuck together from the dried man juice like two piece of metal that have been welded. Also a manufacturing term.
Guy: Last night I was with Brian and I Butt Welded him.
Other Person: What is that?
Guy: I came really hard and after I pulled out, he didn't wash his cheeks properly so the next morning his butt crack was stuck shut.
Other Person: I am your Grandmother, why would you tell me about Butt Welding?
a term used when your internet connection is not working but you anticipate that it may be working in the near future!!!
"yo, homi, i can't play that shizzle fifa"
"safe, if intent weld tmrw"
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Fucking your girl and letting the cum stick you and your girls skins and requires water or her to suck it to remove
Hey I went to GACTC for a 3 year trade in skin welding
When you cream in her crack and push it together till it dries, creating a seal.
I performed a weld job on Baylee and she couldn't poop for a week.
The act of using JB Weld on something that deserves a REAL weld (i.e. TIG or MIG). The result is a "Nigger Rigged" fix.
Steve - I've got a crack in my intake manifold and I need to repair it.
Joel - Why don't you MIG weld it?
Steve - It's aluminum, and I'm a bit unsure about using a MIG on aluminum. I don't know anybody who has a TIG welder either.
Joel - Why don't you NIG weld it (hands him a couple tubes of JB weld).
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The act of ejaculating in your partners ass crack, and giving the cheeks an almighty clap together to seal the deal.
"Having a dirty one with the missus and the full time celebrations may have got out of hand when I went and gave her the butt weld."
more severe than beer goggles. the holder of the welders mask is the person who hooks up with the most unattractive female after consuming mass quantities of alcohol
did you see the girl that jon hooked up with? damn he had the welding mask on last night
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