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One day I was walking in my apartment with new cute socks on. I didn't see there was a water bucket right in front of me, I was daydreaming about my new socks when all of a sudden... I stepped in the bucket and fell! My socks were now wet and I was so upset! I absolutely HATE the feeling of a wet sock and wanted to use my new sock so bad. I thought I would grab a Hair Dryer to dry my sock, but I realized I didn't have a Hair Dryer!!! I was so upset that I just thought of one solution... I grabbed a pan and put it in the oven, then I grabbed my wet sock and put it in the pan. After a while, I saw that my sock was looking weird... I turned off the oven and grabbed my sock and my sock WAS CRUSTY and still wet... Moral of the story, don't step in a bucket full of water with socks on.
Isabella: Omg did you see Bia's Wet Crusty Sock?
Neya: Yeah I can't believe she has a Wet Crusty Sock..
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The term and/or phrase to get your socks wet means to partake in sexual actions for the first time of that day referring to when you step in water for the first time and your socks are wet for the rest of the day after that therefore you can only get your socks wet once a day. The wetter the socks, the better the sexual encounter was.
man one- Hey homie did you get your socks wet?
man two Dude. Soaked.
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When a vigorous round of anal results in your partner being prolapsed and you blow your load on it
Jim thought giving Mary Satan's Wet Sock would be the end of the date, but was surprised when she wanted more
the name we call a guy at school because everyone hates the feeling when you get your socks wet and everyone hates him because he’s literally SO annoying and no one likes him
person 1:ugh here comes wet socks
person 2.oh god
person 3. looks away everyone
A bad situation you come into and don't want to deal with because it causes a chain of events.
Dropping my car off at the Mechanic's gave me wet socks. They said it was the engine; now it's the radiator.
An awkward, uncomfortable, or unexpected situation.
"Dude, I don't wanna sound rude, but this conversation is kinda wet socks right now."