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A male crosses his legs and shits down his mates throat, like a pretzel while the mate is shoving a crossaint up their Anus.
Damn man, me and Rebecca tried the Wetzels Crossaint last night.
describes a very sweet and bitter person. They often act like a grandma and feel as though the earth is their playground. Hell is heaven on earth, and they are god's angel babes. These are great people and love to have seggsy time all the time.
How that girl is an avery wetzel!
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To take a soft, salted pretzel- pour water on it, and then stick it to your genitalia. Then your sexual partner eats the wet pretzel.
Beau gave MY wife the wetzel last night! She orgasm-ed for the first time as I watched (wearing a beret).
A goofy guy who is very weird and has no friends
Wow i really don't like him he is like andrew wetzel
to pee on someone's bed. To shotgun a four loko. To live in Hudson hall and be ghetto. To play with your dick and a lamb/goat a lot.... i mean a hella lot. Rambunctious but a good person at heart.
Wait..... You fucked a goat. Stop being a Wetzel
A thick and relieving poop that resembles an unbraided soft pretzel.
My poop was so full and long and curvy, I thought I needed to call Auntie Anne, but it was just an unbraided soft pretzel, a Wetzel (Salt optional).
Lukas Wetzel is a friend of all animals and plants. He is a funny, extremely handsome guy who is up for any kind of fun. But not only that, he can also be thoughtful and deeply profound.
This is so Lukas Wetzel! Meaning: This is just great.