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what sound I make when I was 3 years old and got a boner
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHATS HAPPENING
MOMMMMMMMM
WHY IS IT SO SMALL BUT HARD
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A comparison to something also akward happening, taken from the show Edd,Ed,and Eddy
"Dude thats like saying what happened to the stairs?!
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used to preceed an exaggerated story about a mistake/problem that could (usually) be summed up with a short, more accurate, explanation.
"well, what happened was... a dog saw a squirrel and ran three times around the tree and by the time I finished helping the dog, that's when my sister's car was stolen by Iraqi Ninjas. So I chased them down and punched one in the face, he burst into flames and then I got back into the car, drove here and that's why i'm late for work."
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Usually followed by 'stays in Vegas' - the details events of a weekend or short amount of time a person spent out of town are suppressed. The term would usually refer to someone going by themselves or with friends for a weekend in Las Vegas, Nevada, but you could apply it to another city/town if the other person knew what you were referring to.
"Whoa you twisted your pelvis while you're away? How did that happen"
"What happens in Vegas..."
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Click bait to get you to go to the story.
He decapitated his entire family, including his grandparents, but what happened next will truly shock you.
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A phrase used to threaten people,but the threat usually never happens.
Guy: touch me again see what happens
Buddy:Shut up bro you wont do anything
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A phrase used in Israel. It has many meanings, and usualy said with contempt. Its many meanings include: "What is your problem?", "Leave me alone", "I did nothing wrong", "No way", etc.
Used mostly by the Arses (rednecks) in Israel.
man1: Give me the 100 NIS you owe me...
man2: Why what happenned????
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