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The excessive gap left in front of someone's car while they are looking down texting or playing on their phone in slow moving traffic, the gap is caused by the driver being oblivious to the traffic moving forward.
That knob in the BMW in front is obviously texting, you could fit three cars in that whatsapp gap!
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The act of going offline temporarily upon seeing one's boss (or senior) 'online' and 'typing' on whatsapp, allowing few moments of time and 'space' as a mark of respect, while one waits offline for message to be typed in and then read it after a few moments. May be more common in eastern societies with hierarchical cultures
Upon seeing his teacher online and replying to his queries, he quickly made a whatsapp bow.
people who feel like they have made it in life. Just a little power of managing an online forum and they'll start feeling like the king Pharaoh. They take pleasure in removing people and feel like they are untouchable. We have responsible Whatsapp admins though, but you see those do or die ones? their salary is with Zukerberg.
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Paying girls to be your whatsapp group while you make all the guys pay. Expand the scheme by giving girls a bonus for getting more girls and have the guys get a discount for referring more guys.
After we got Jessica to join our whatsapp group, All the guys started to sign up and I successfully began whatsapp pimping all them. What a way to make cash!
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An insult to show that not only is someone hypocritical, they’re also technologically illiterate
A: But his WhatsApp
H: Tell me about it.
The unfortunate stash of distasteful, outrageous, repellent, loathsome, and nauseating photographs stored unwittingly on your mobile device from WhatsApp chat messages.
I'm in the dog house with the wife. Last night Lucy (out 8yr old daughter) went on my phone to play lolipops and sea angels. Instead of getting bonus points and marsmellow puppies - she got 13 pictures of your wonky privates and a semi naked Martin Cloones with a hitler tash!!
Oh no mate - you really need to tidy your WhatsApp pornfolio at 2am daily.
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A provision on whatsapp where you can share your activities and ideas with the general public.
But be ready to face the criticisms because nobody sent you to post.
I haven't posted on my whatsapp status today
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