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Wheelbarrowing

A popular pastime enjoyed by young and old alike.
You must first pick your animal or person to wheel barrow then pour lighter fluid on its face. Set this alight and then raise the animals back legs up, insert your hard cock, and run as far along a rural (or motorway for those city slickers)road as you can before the animal dies, stops running on its front legs and starts to turn into mince as you push it along the road.

Sheep are often used due to their accomodating height and durable build. You can get five times further along the road wheelbarroing a sheep as compared to a sheep dog.

Tourist: (Driving along an unlight country road with his family in his people carrier) Honey, what the hell is that coming towards us?
Honey: It...it..it seems to be a man wheelbarrowing a sheep?!
Tourist: Get your camera ready kids!
Honey: I'm gay. I want a divorce.

by Digitalnonsense November 11, 2006

28๐Ÿ‘ 85๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wheelbarrow

a hot or sexy girl, who you would like to fuck in a wheelbarrow.
used so the wheelbarrow doesnt know what you are talking about, and neither will anybody else.

this term will hopefully catch on.

"man, she is such a wheelbarrow"

by jimmyjimmythewheelbarrowman April 1, 2008

21๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wheelbarrow

A wheelbarrow is when you take a dump on your girlfriend's back, you slip it in her butt, pick up her legs and make her walk on her hands.

"Dude last night was so messed up, she wanted me to give her a wheelbarrow, and we did it all over the dorm"

by The Wheel Barrow December 22, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 70๐Ÿ‘Ž


retrograde wheelbarrow

A sexual position in which the male (or pitcher) stands behind the female (catcher) and holds her legs up while she holds herself up with her arms in a wheelbarrow-like position, face down. It is in this position that the two engage in thrustings and moanings of sorts.

Male 1 - Dude, my girlfriend and I tried out the retrograde wheelbarrow last night. It was great.
Male 2 - I've gotta try that, soon.

by ryantowelpants November 2, 2007

695๐Ÿ‘ 79๐Ÿ‘Ž


missouri wheelbarrow

When a woman plows a dude in the ass while holding his legs and he walks across the room on his hands.

Candice wad thrilled when her husband requested a missouri wheelbarrow on valentines day.

Steve said he feels closest to his wife when she gives him a missouri wheelbarrow.

After receiving a blumpkin, Joe thought it would be only fitting to let Crystal give him a missouri wheelbarrow .

by McBiscuit10 February 14, 2015


mexican wheelbarrow

fucking a girl from behind as you hold her legs up and she walks around the room on her hands.

Katy is such a mexican wheelbarrow. She can haul several loads at once.

by Bilbo T-baggins August 3, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wet wheelbarrow

After a male had a long day of doing yard work a male inserts his sweaty moose knuckle into a woman's cock holster while she is suspended in the wheelbarrow position.

Dude after all that work we did I came in and gave her the wet wheelbarrow. Deep in the mouth hole.

by CarRamRod69 September 4, 2017