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What a fancy-hairpiece-wearing "non-loyalist" Revolutiona-era dude like Sam Adams or John Hancock would have become if he had accidentally stepped on a clump of puffball mushrooms during a warm dry day.
Back in da day, you could indeed save money on scented starch-dust by joining da powdered Whig Party, but da prob wif "going organic" like dis was dat eventually you'd likely get little mushrooms growing in yer dress-up head-gear.
A biased interpretation of history justifying a particular point of view.
The defendant’s Whig history of what happened was a blatant attempt to justify their actions.
being bald or going bald, loosing your hair
Big al has a nice baloney whig going on he should just shave it all off.