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When your high on laughing gas and make a Uturn. Pulling a shitty while on a whippet hight are almost entirely not thought through, last minute, and unplanned. It is likely that the person pulling this maneuver misgauges something and crashes their vehicle during the wippet and a shitty but a whippet and a shitty can also be stuck like a G where it is well executed. However, doing whippets and driving is extremely dangerous even a sober a single whippet can cause black out. Always pull over to take laughing gas if you have to do it in the vehicle at all.
Swim was on on his break while at work drove to the store to get some laughing gas canisters. On his way back he was using his GPS to find his way back. Swim was 35 seconds into a whippet when his GPS notified him he had to turn around as he didn’t realize the notification until a few seconds after the turn…. this is a a where the whippet and a shitty comes in…... It was a double lane so almost out of instinct having made similar maneuvers before he felt he could make this turn being in the right lane. And maybe he did have the room; however even though their was enough room he didn’t throw the wheel fast enough to turn/spin the vehicle enough to execute that type of turn at the 30mph he was going and as result he ran over a anchoring cable for a telephone pole and it sprung back into its natural position after the vehicles tire moved off/ and past it while at the same moment the fence he drove into stopped the vehicle. It was coincidently a fence belonging to a funeral home aswell!😂. No one was hurt this time but it was certainly a warning from the universe.
A drink commonly known as Smooth or John Smiths. Has the alcohol content of a can of Top Deck.
I can drink all day and be the last man standing when I drink whippets piss.
A drink commonly known as Smooth or John Smiths. Has the alcohol content of a can of Top Deck.
I can drink all day and be the last man standing when I drink whippets piss.
When your breath smells like week old stank pussy.
Man were you eatin that sheilas cause you have bad whippet breaves!!!
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the most amazing dog in the world! a Roxy Whippet is a dog that must do laps before each agility or obedience class. A roxy whippet is a beautiful dog, that will stare at you with a blank expression until you take her out. a Roxy Whippet will sleep with her eyes half open and rolled back also her legs should be straight in the air.
GUY1- WHOA IS THAT A ROXY WHIPPET!!!!
GUY2- no way man only melissa is able to harness the beast power of Roxy Whippet
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This is a two step maneuver - to engage in anal intercourse, in which before a coming occurs, the receiver returns the favor by immediately trying to suck a fart (their own fart) out of the administer's penis!
"Last night we went ass to mouth, and before I knew what had happened, she was high off of her cunning whippet"
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Being mean or snapping toward someone who doesn't deserve it
Person A: Hey dude
Person B: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT??!?!?!?!?!??!?!
Person A: Just wanted to know if I could come over, no need to be so snippety whippet about it....
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