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when one is to drunk to cum without an exorbitant amount of effort, but, if the guy does not finish, he does not get blue ball.
so jj, did she suck your dick?
jj: yeah, but i didn't finish, i could have i swear but i was to drunk to want to
damn whiskey dick
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When you're so shit faced & can fuck your girls pussy all night long but can't cum
Tom: how was sex with Stephanie?
Harry: fucked that ass for hours but had whiskey dick and couldn't finish
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The mental hard-on one recieves after launching a fully loaded AH-1W super cobra while sending it off with a "Have guns...Will Travel..." Salute.
Marine 1: " Hey Marine, did you see that sweet send off?"
Marine 2:" yeah man, that was motivating.
Marine 1:" I know, I got a case of the Whiskey Dick!
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The condition resulting from excessive consumption of alcohol in which you are impotent (can't get it up with a crane)
You get totally drunk and meet a beautiful woman in a bar. Astoundingly, she goes home with you and wants to get it on, but you have whiskey dick and can't perform (get a boner)
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The worst thing to ever happen. Common occurence when a guy has to get plowed before he will talk to a girl, then it gets to then end of the night, and his hard work is about to pay off. BUT NO!!!! Sometimes possible to still perform but weakly.
I go to fuck Kim last night, totally wasted, and I got whiskey dick. I still pounded her though.
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when you're all revved up and they can't get/keep it up; the most disappointing occurrence known to women-kind
Girl 1: So how was your night last night?
Girl 2: horrible, I was ready to fuck but he got whiskey dick.
Girl 1: Yeah I heard that's a problem people have been having with with adam
Adam: ***crying***
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When a guy is horny as hell, and has had a lot of booze to drink. His dick might be small, and it might take forever to get to orgasm, but he still cums all over the place.
Oh man, I got wasted and fucked that chick, but I had whiskey dick. She was squealing for me to cum, and man, it took me forever, but when I did, she was pleased...and drenched!
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