White Box Reincarnate

The religion/belief that after you die, you will be reincarnated into a lowlife cockroach and if you lived nicely to the ones around you (as a cockroach), you will move up in the animal food chain (living each life nicely) until you slowly move back up to human status. Once you lived your lives without committing horrible acts, you will wake up into a white box, neither cold nor warm.

Person 1: So what religion are you?
Person 2: I'm a White Box Reincarnate.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because I want to believe in an afterlife.

white-bread-box

1. A typing of Caucasians as individuals not qualified to dance well, jump high, sing soulfully, or generally relate to the human experience of anyone not Caucasian.

2. A racist device used to perpetuate the above type of Caucasians.

Hank: Poor Jimmy's havin' a heck of a time getting that Breakdancing scholarship...
Hal: He just can't seem to break out of that white-bread-box.

White-Box Theory

Afterlife is a white-box that is the center of creation. All celestial bodies and lifeforms (like black holes, stars ; humans, and all other animals) are in this space along with anything that has been created or could be created by somebody. There is no book related to the White-Box Theory, this post is all there is. (so far ig)

Person 1: "What do you think happens after death?"
Person 2: "I believe in the White-Box Theory"
Person 1: "tf is that"
Person 2: "Search it up on urban dictionary, I just wanna go to sleep"