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1. A Republican.
2. The shitty economy Republicans always give to incoming Democratic presidents.
Neotard: Obama is incompetent because he didn't fix the economy overnight. Baba booey baba booey baba booey.
Intelligent person: Relax moron. It took eight years to get this way. It'll get better. Bush gifted a white elephant just like his daddy did before him.
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A crazy masturbation act where you squeeze your testicles until they turn blue and smack your penis until you come.
Have you ever done a white elephant?
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When you cum on a beer bottle and stick it up a girls ass.
I had an awsome night last night, i gave Melissa a White Elephant
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White Elephant gift is that 'something unusual' you purchased, or were given, that has value to someone, somewhere. You've never used but can't throw it away. It is wrapped or rewrapped and given away
White elephant gifts could include dime store perfumes, last years calendar, diapers when you don't have kids, an ashtray but you don't smoke, etc.
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When you’re at a family reunion and an unknown relative starts fucking you in the ass
Back in 2008, uncle Dale got me for the family’s annual Alabama White Elephant.
I still can’t walk right after last years Alabama White Elephant.
1) A discussion of European or Caucasian oppression of minorities in which a white person is present.
2) One, or few, white person(s) among many members of another race.
3) A morbidly obese white person. (Rare).
Professor: In the 17th century, settlers from Great Britain established a trading relationship with native tribes living in the Northeastern United States. They often extorted and manipulated these tribesmen, using the power of horses, steel armor, and gunpowder, instigating a pattern of tyranny that would characterize the savage white conquest of America.
Frank (stage whisper to classmate): This is awkward...
Professor: Well, I guess that would make you the white elephant in the room, wouldn't it?
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A way to royally screw over your friends...especially 2 Pump Chump...by taking away all the gifts he desperately wanted and giving him a Sex Yoga Mat so he could go home and get lucky with his wife but be incredibly jealous of all the alcohol he missed out on!!!!!
After showing up to a White Elephant gift exchange with a spectacular gift for his friends, Leonard had all of his gifts stolen from him because his friends couldn't open up their own gifts, so he ended up with a yoga mat and a hangover.
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