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The male genetic disposition for having a flat ass. An ass that has no POW! or lacks badunka dunk. Most commonly associated with male Caucasians, white-guy butt (or WGB) can also be found on other male members of all races.
White-guy butt is not to be confused with computer ass, which results from a lack of activity associated with hours and hours of daily computer usage.
Dude: Stupid white-guy butt, my pants keep falling down 'cause I got no ass!!!
Chicky: That's some serious no-ass WGB, yo.
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The effect that Caucasian men have on Asian women (and other non-Caucasian ethnicity) which makes them appear to be more attractive than they really are.
IIt is very similar to Beer Goggles: A condition induced by alcohol where the eyes see the opposite gender as more attractive than they really are.
However, instead with White Guy Goggles, due to a man simply being Caucasian, women of other ethnicities will see this person as more attractive than they really are.
This is very SCARY for a lot of non-Caucasian females: are you dating someone who is in fact, ugly? The test, ALWAYS ask your white female counterparts. White girls and women are the only ones truly immune to White Guy Goggles, and will be able to objectively tell you whether that White guy is really hot or not.
Cindy Lee: OMG, that guy is sooooo hot
Amy Johnson: No, he's not. You just have White Guy Goggles.
FACT: 97% of women in China have White Guy Goggles. The average Chinese woman cannot tell the difference between the attractiveness of Brad Pitt versus the average everyday normal white guy.
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A type of dick that is small and minuscule in size. White guy dick disappoints you like Joe Biden did at the elections. It tastes like apple pie and smells like colonization. It is extremely veiny, this is due to the lack of blood in white men’s brains. White guy dick will satisfy for 2 minutes, that’s as long as they last.
Omg Sarah I tasted white guy dick last night it was massive, but his cum tasted like casseroles and it looked like one too!
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The White Guy Specialty is a face that white guys use when the are completely perplexed and befuddled, their mouth will close while their jaw drops.
Dude what happened to Jasper hes been been doing the White Guy Specialty for a long time.
(W.G.S) The consistent inability of white people to do/understand aspects of African American culture. This includes not understanding rap and hip-hop lyrics, dancing badly to music, and failing at playing funk.
Billy had white guy syndrome (W.G.S) so no one would dance with him at the club.
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Khakis. Sports. Beer. Cars. Stock market. Casual sexism/homophobia for some flavor. Uniform hive mind with little to no personality.
Ryan is just another basic white guy. Never had a critical thought in his life.
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