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IN BRIEF: Free from whuppings to the point where it's an unfavorable condition.
PARENT: You must think you whupping-free don't you?
CHILD: No.
PARENT: You better act like you know then.
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To whup the bunny is to really, truly, monumentally screw up. To screw the pooch.
I had everything worked out just fine for the party, and then Marjorie just had to come along and whup the bunny for everyone.
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The erect penis of a male (hopefully) human being used, primarily, for coal mining. Size does not matter.
Guy: Man, I just got a whupping stick.
Girl: Want to come mine my coal with it?
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an expression usually used to express ones self just bofore attacking someone.
thug:im gunna open up a can uf ass whup on you!
helpless person (anonymous): oh please dont hurt me please please please!
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What you say when your about to beat the shit outta somebody.
If you don't get outta my face, I'm gonna open up a can of whup ass on you.
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Critical Whup-ass is achieved when slurs and profanities become extremely offensive and unbearably barbaric. At this point, All Hades can and will break loose causing all with in it's radius of influence to become incredibly violent and begin attacking anything that moves in their field of view.
"If I hadn't of stepped in to stop Joe, Critical Whup-ass might of occurred."
The theory of Whup-ass Dynamics:
Opening a Can of Whup-ass tends to increase overtime and it will increase in pain, injury, and destruction . If continued, whup ass will result in mass death and destruction. Whup ass also acts as an event horizon of whup ass.
It will draw in all negative emotions and energies towards the center of the point of whup ass. Once with in the field of influence (similar to the gravitational field of a black hole in space, but also like a heavy mass neutron star.) Hostilities will become more frequent. As Critical Whup-ass is achieved slurs, profanity, and violence will become extremely offensive and unbearably barbaric.
The effects will become stronger until others helplessly reach the point of no return. At this point the more people that fall into the "said" can of whup-ass will exponentially add to it's radius of influence.
Today in the school of hard knocks I learned about Whup-ass Dynamics. It's the theory of how and why whup-ass occurs and what would happen if one was to become involved with it.
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