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that vender has the biggest wieners i have ever seen. i want to suck them
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A word that's funny no matter how old you are
Man: "wiener's cooking"
Everyone one else: "haha, he said wiener"
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A game played by several males who all get naked in a small room and turn out the lights and cover the windows so no light gets in. The game then begins by everyone spinning around for 30 seconds, then attempting to grab as many wieners as possible (grabbing your own doesn't count). Upon grabbing a wiener, the player shouts, "wiener wiener where's my wiener." The person who's wiener has been grabbed then has 5 seconds to return the grab, or the other player receives 1 point. If the grab is returned, the player receives 2 points, and one point is taken away from the original grabber. The game is played to 50 points, or until a massive gay orgy ensues.
Instead of playing basketball, we decided to play a round of wiener wiener where's my wiener.
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An ambiguous, yet universal unit of measurement. pl. wiener
1) Sheldon: "Hey Andrew, how many hours of sleep did you get last night?!"
Andrew: "Eh, about 9 wiener..."
2) Andrew: "Hey Sheldon, What did you do last night?"
Sheldon: "I went running with Andrea."
Andrew: " Oh, how many miles did you run?"
Sheldon: " Eh, about 3 wiener...."
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Your elbow. When you straighten your arm its the little flabby bit that you can pull down
Person 1- Can you scratch my elbow???
Person 2- umm ok...*scratches elbow*
Person 1- DONT TOUCH MY WIENER!!!
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Slang for winner. Because of the similarities when the the two words are pronounced, people will associate you being a winner with you being a wiener.
Jasmin beat me at mini golf. She is one heck of a wiener!
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