wife

The person that is there for you whenever you need them, the person that makes you want to be better, the person that you love and cherish forever.

(Hint: getting married to a woman you don't love isn't a good idea, don't do it.)

I wish I had a wife instead of a woman I have to constantly put up with.

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Wife

Someone who is there for you no matter what! Companion, helper around the house, helps with kids, helps prepare meals. Someone who is inspires, postive, and always there to help you when your down. Wife doesn't determine sex. It's a partnership. Someone who is family regardless of blood relationship.

My best friend is the best wife a girl could ask for

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Wife

The beautiful, inteligent, classy and fulfilling companion of a man that is wise enough to notice such qualities. Usually despised and hated on by the baby momma.

I found the woman that completes me, now I call her my wife.

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the wife

A nickname for the girlfriend of a friend who has him seriously pussy-whipped.

Neil: "Yo Bob let's hit up the strip club tonight, I hear they have 2-for-1 lapdances."
Bob: "No...uh...I can't. My...uh...girlfriend and me are gonna have a threesome with this hot-ass chick, dude, it's gonna be awesome."
Neil: "Shut up. Everyone knows the wife wouldn't let you do that." (whip cracks)
Bob: "Yeah...we're actually...uh...knitting."

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To Wife It

To go somewhere with your wife.

Joe: What are you doing this weekend?
Tom: Oh, I'm going to wife it over to Colorado to take her skiing.
Joe: That's cool. I wifed it down to Mexico last weekend.

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not-wife

Your female partner, life partner, significant other who you are not married to but eternally committed to and who you may or may not have a child with.

To be used in place of girlfriend, lady friend, significant other, or partner.

"My not-wife made the best pasta last night." "My not-wife wants to have another baby."

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Wifee

A serious girlfriend, but not an actual wife.

Person A: It's been awhile brah, hows Wifee? Is that pussy still on point?

Person B: We're getting married asshole, grow the fuck up.

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