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When a girl makes a guy unkowningly go down on her whilst she has a yeast infection. The key is that the guy is unaware.
I pulled a Wilford Brimley on that guy last night.
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Perhaps best known for his mustache and commercials for diabetes testing supplies from Liberty Medical, he also promoted Quaker Oats and acted in several films, starring in 'Cocoon' and acting alongside Tom Cruise in 'The Firm.' He was a great man.
Good morning, I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to talk to you for a few minutes about diabeetus.
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n. a cocktail; an Arnold Palmer with 2 dashes of bitters
Fix me up an Arnold Palmer..... no, wait! Make it a Wilford Brimley!
the greatest guy that can ever exist. wilford is the kind of guy that would carry your stuff up any flight of stairs. could be boring and plain at times, but overall an amazing person.
(if you are a wilford please marry me)
It's when you're taking a girl from behind, you're about to finish, and you pull out. But instead of finishing, you pour piping hot Quaker Oats on her back and warn her about diabetes.
Oh man, I was having a late breakfast of some oatmeal when my girl woke up DTF. It was hard to stop but I couldn't resist giving her the old Wet Wilford Brimley.