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a word which dickhead americans can't spell, and claim we spell wrong - despite the fact that WE invented the language, and the idiots WE sent to america couldn't spell.
British Guy: Hey mum, I'm home.
American Tit: Hey mom I'm gay!
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Mum, this is how Brittish and Astralians refer to their mother.
Yes Americans say Mom and this is right too
,but with all ths shit going on in the world its funny how much people get worked up over the spelling. Quite frankly say it the way you want because their both right
Brittish/Australian= My mum is over there
American= My mom is over there
....oh look theres not much differance
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A caveman who loves to whoop her adversaries with her infamous level 6 wooden club. She is known for her insane strength and power, as well as her apelike tendencies, as well as constantly saying "Ooga ooga ooga ooga".
She is also notable for giving birth to Maameron, who inherited The Mum's genes but is unable to use them due to his brain being too small (nonexistent).
Also commonly known as Fred Frintstone.
Maameron: You wanna fight? I'm next door!
Anybody: Ok
*shows up at Maameron's and sees The Mum with her level 6 wooden club*
Anybody: Oh god. I am in for quite a turrible time.
The Mum: Ooga ooga ooga ooga ooga! Yabba dabba doo!
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cute pfp 🥺🥺🥺🥺 amazing, talented, brilliant and swag ofc
Person one: I wish mums._ was my moot
me: yea you do 🙄
a gentle soul someone who cares for her children
she's such a mum
Mum is a word that you can call your mom when you don’t know what to call your mom
Me: hey mum
Mom: mum?
Me: yes mum :3
Mum:okay
The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.
Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mums always know how to make it all go away.
Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.