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An unfortunate name for a pilot to have.
Other pilot : "Righto. Roger Roger."
Roger : "Why'd you roger Roger me?"
Other pilot : "Because I always say 'roger'."
Roger : "But why say it twice?"
Other pilot : "Well, I'd've said it to you, regardless of your name. I mean-"
Roger : "Okay, shut up now-"
Other pilot : "-If your name had been Steve, I would've said 'roger Steve'-"
Roger : "Shudafukap or I'll crash the plane!"
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The worst possible insult ever
(Not if you’re named Roger)
Inspired by the fact that Roger is the biggest dick in “Lord Of The Flies”,
So bad that his name needs to be used as a way of insulting someone.
“HOW DARE YOU EAT MY PIZZA YOU ROGER!!”
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To get fucked in the arse, to be buggered.
Joe had a sore arse from being rogered the night before!
"Wish he'd remembered the lube last night!"
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A monopolistic GSM cell phone carrier (Also known as Robbers) in Canada that abuses and gouges consumers with their absurd and ridiculous pricing. Laugh when criticized and raise phone prices higher as a result. Instead of offering customers with more competitive rates, they raise prices because of their might, power and monopolistic ways.
Also accredited with killing the imminent iPhone launch in Canada with their terrible and unfair plans.
An example as follows(which is quite uncompetitive considering the marketing BS they pull all the time):
- $60/month. 150 minutes + unlimited evenings/weekends, 400 MB Data, 75 SMS sent
- $75/month. 300 minutes + unlimited evenings/weekends, 750 MB Data, 100 SMS sent
- $100/month. 600 minutes + unlimited evenings/weekends, 1 GB Data, 200 SMS sent
- $115/month. 800 minutes + unlimited evenings/weekends, 2 GB Data, 300 SMS sent
Idiot: I just signed on with Rogers for three years and got the new iPhone!!!
Random Guy: Wow you got screwed by Robbers.... They need to fund the Blue Jays somehow...
Customer: Wow! Robbers just sent me a bill for $1,002, 232 because I "overused" data....
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To roger is an English slang term commonly used to mean have sexual intercourse. However, it is used only for men towards Women, and not the other way round. It is also commonly used to describe the taking of a woman from behind.
I am going to roger her.
I rogered her something stupid.
I rogered her up the arse.
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Giving a woman/lady some loving
Man: Im going over there and shes getting a good rogering.
Mate, F00 sur3
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(verb.) To roger someone is to push them to their maximum sexual climax, even if you have already reached yours.
(adj.) Roger is slang for a sexual legend.
"I rogered her so hard that I came 5 times."
"Man, that guy i was fucking last night was such a Roger."
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