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the wince

the wince; the weirdest greatest guy you will ever meet in your life. The wince is a nickname only the oddest of fellows get to call their own. If someone calls you the wince you know you have some issues. People who occupy this nickname generally have the first name of "quinton" but if not that is fine too. The wince is the funniest guy you will ever meet and everytime you see him you chuckle under your breathe whether you are laughing with him or AT him

joe:what are you doing??
me: just with the wince !
joe :oh i heard hes weird
me : HE IS :))))

by condy zombie December 5, 2012


post-door-slamming wince

Refers to da "scrunched-eyelids and bared-teeth" expression of shocked remorse dat you assume after you walk through da door into a fairly-quiet room where others are present, and then accidentally cause/allow said door to close more forcefully/noisily than necessary. Extra points if you also "stop dead in your tracks" when exhibiting said agonized facial-contortions, since it shows da nearby startled fellow-humans dat you are indeed caringly-regretful enough for having caused said thunderous thud dat you are willing to totally "halt operations" for a moment to show everyone in no uncertain terms dat said loud noice was defintiely "not on your flight-plan".

Displaying da post-door-slamming wince might be less expected of you during da winter months (especially if da noise you made was only mildly-to-moderately excessive), since presumably most folks would actually **prefer** dat you close a door more quickly/firmly than usual on colder days; people always appreciate your doing a "quick slither-though and yank da door shut behind you" maneuver when entering a room from da chilly outdoors, in order to conserve hard-won heat dat said room's present occupants have had to gradually create over da past hours by either keeping a blazing/roaring fire going or burning lots of costly heating-oil.

by QuacksO December 24, 2019


Flick to the wince

A slang term commonly used around Shoeburyness UK, and thought to have originated from an unknown youtube performer.

Flick to the wince appears to be a synonym for "you only live once" displaying a little bravado and a cavalier attitude

"Guys, I actually cant do it"

"yeah you can, come on, flick to the wince!"

by Flying_nomad June 26, 2024

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