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Plates of glass. When used in a house, it can be opened for fresh air or in case of an emergancy.
-"Please open the window Johnny, I'm sweating like a pig."
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An Operating System developed by the much hated Microsoft Corporation. Became popular via amoral business practise on the part of Microsoft. Windows is world renowned for being insecure and bug ridden. Some describe it as "the only computer virus that you pay to use".
Excuse me while I run Windows Update and download yet another 80mb bugfix....er....sorry, "upgrade".
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An entertaining sexual game. The game starts when a gentleman has sexy time with his lady from behind while she is facing a ground floor window. After swapping with a friend who has been hiding in a wardrobe (without the lady's knowledge), the gentleman then runs round to the outside of the window. He then records her surprise as she wonders who has been reaming her for the last few minutes.
I was windowing your mother last night. You should have seen the look on her face when she saw me outside the house! She'll be laughing about that for years to come.
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Air condtioning is like computers, as soon as you open windows it stops working.
"ERROR
Windows has preformed the 326 illegal operation today and will have to restar for the 327th time for no apprent reason"
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A word that fits any context and can be applied aslong as there is a fitting corresponding action committed by another homo sapien.
Commonly used when something is beginning to become either awkward or strange or after a questionable performance of low iq is shared amongst humans.
can also be used to describe someone who commonly commits these acts without fail.
humans: *has normal conversation*
window: "yeh my nans dead"
humans: *exist*
window: "What kinda porn do you watch?"
humans: *walks down corridor*
window: *grabs person*
humans: *tries to get through the day without dealing with window*
window: *says something with such low iq you genuinely feel your grades go down in exams you had years ago*
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The operating system that crashes every time you use it. Causes blue screen of death phenomenons.
"Hey look, a record! It's 45 minutes since I rebooted and my windows has still not crashed!"
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The name of the operating systems made by Microsoft, which has developed from quite simple beginnings, into a more and more bloated and resource hungry OS. The reason 99% of people use it is because it's the only fucking thing available with good software/hardware support.
Each succesive release was designed to take advantage of the new and more powerful technologies available. Or in plain English, the extra bloat in the new version would require more powerful hardware, negating the extra processing power available and cancelling out the benefits of more powerful (not to mention expensive) hardware.
Person A: Windows sucks.
Person B: Why don't you use something else then?
Person A: Like what?
Person B: Linux? Mac?
Person A: Do they support all my hardware and programs?
Person B: Ah.
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