... because of winn dixie

a book title that just begged to made fun of. add any humorous phrase before the ... and you have a goldmine of laughs.

I became a necrophiliac because of winn dixie.

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Winn Dixie feet

An adjective describing one's feet that are dirty, sandy or stained from mowing the grass.

This is derived from actual shoppers spotted at Winn Dixie Stores in the south.

Amanda mowed the grass in flip flops and now has Winn Dixie feet.

Shaun: Ya lets go get something to eat.

Amanda: I cant go yet, i gots winn dixie feet

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right side of Winn-Dixie

In the south, some grocery stores have attached liquor stores with their own entrances. Oddly enough a lot of the liquor store entrances are to the right of the grocery store entrance.

"I'm going to the right side of Winn-Dixie to get some 'tater juice."
Translated:

"I'm going to the Winn-Dixie liquor store to get a fifth of vodka."

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John Winn

Very famous and very cool. His most famous quote is no doubt when he said, “welcome to the Winner’s Circle with me, John Winn. If you win, you’re in.” And then he won.

Did you hear John Winn’s planning on arm-wrestling David? It’ll be one for the history books.

logan winn

A literal God of a man

Logan Winn is a god

Winnee

Winnees is the sassiest girl you'll ever meet. She is high maintenance and very picky about her food. She is a typical Asian girl that likes Korean stuff and follows all the Asian trends. (LOVES BTS) Most Winnees are great homemakers and can cook well. Winnees are there when you need them to comfort you, and they are musically talented. If you know a Winnee, she sings better than you. Winnees are very serious about skincare and fashion, but won't ask you to go with her to the salon. Winnees are not naturally brunettes, but sometimes they want to be.

Secretly Winnees carry a large amounts of dough in the bank and are known under the category of TFBs.

Some of her catchphrases are

"It's not that good.."

"This is better.."

Winnee more rice.

Where's the soap winnee you need it?
Winnee the Pooh
They see me winnee, they hatin'

winn vale

a place in south australia near adelaide where you pick up trailer trash like alison warrilow.

ooh look its mick burns going in the pub....another of alis classy ex partners.