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whoever sent you this actually woke up 2-3 hours ago but never left the bed since because they're too lazy
person #1: "wanna call?"
person #2: "cant bro i just woke up"
person #1: "damn nigga that sux"
person #2: "ya"
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A way to describe how someone responds when someone is under the impression that they are being manipulated or gaslighted, specifically when you want to remind them that you woke up that morning.
“Stop manipulating me, stop, stop!”
“This morning, I woke up today in this morning, in the morning I woke up this morning I woke up, and remember that every morning, that I wake up, I, I WOKE UP THAT FFFFFUCKING DAY just remember that.”
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This is mostly used when women do dumb shit.
Zoe: *cheats*
Jeff: I woke up Chris breezy
Zoe: *dies*
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Alt: Got up on the wrong side of the bed. (Past Tense)
An expression that is typically used to describe a grumpy or irritable person, especially when the reason for their unhappiness is unknown.
It can also be used to describe when somebody wakes up in a bad mood which then lasts all day, possibly because they didn't get enough sleep or had an unpleasant dream the night before.
The phrase dates back to Ancient Rome, where it was considered bad luck to get out of bed from the left side, which itself originated in a very old superstition saying that everything related to the left-hand side was inherently unlucky. The modern English expression reflects that myth with a tongue-in-cheek play on words, suggesting that a grouchy person must have gotten out of bed on the "wrong" side, as opposed to the "right" side.
"What's with Wendy? She seems annoyed about something."
"I don't know, maybe she got up on the wrong side of the bed today."
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"You're acting like real jerk!"
"Sorry, I just woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. I'm in a bad mood, but it's not your fault."
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When you wake up and have the urge to listen to some TCB.
You know it’s going to be a Bussdown day
I Woke up feeling Bussdown today boys
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A usage of multiple words to use against women when they do retarded shit, it is based off a nickname of a man who beats the shit out of women
Woman: tries to put out fire with oil
me: I woke up Chris breezy
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it means that u r super cool and zesty
wowzerz i woke up in a new bugati