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Refers to a supply of contraband to be sold for profit. Distinguished from "stash" or "personal", in that "work" is usually only sold and often consists of a lower quality product.
"Its rainy days if we don't move all our work"
- Lil' Flip
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(noun)
A false statement, an intentionally contrived lie, a hose (opposite of shoot).
(verb)
To work: The act of making a false statement or representation. Generally, with the intention of misleading the intended audience.
(noun)
Is that Paris Hilton sex video a work, or a shoot?
(verb)
"Don't let all the marks work you into a shoot" -Hollywood Hulk Hogan
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To perform intercourse with a woman, especially upon one who was previously unkown
Did you see that honey at the bar? I worked her silly last weekend.
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To perform an action with notable skill (not necessarily your job).
I can work a chessboard.
I can work Halo.
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From the world of pro wrestling, it means to fool someone into thinking that something is real when it's not.
The U.S. landing on the moon was a work means that a person doesn't believe that the U.S. actually landed on the moon.
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(n) Plastic surgery.
Janet Jackson is hot but everyone knows she's had work done.
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the only known way by men to prevent being stuck at home with a whining ass bitch wife and avoid giving away half your properties thru a divorce...not fun, but necessary
also a great excuse to be a cheater, avoid social acitivities boring for men, watch football w/friends, etc...really handy
Example 1:
whining ass bitch demanding by cp to husband: bring me a burger!
husband: can't sweetie :S i'm at work
(while a stripper shakes her ass
on your face..)
Example 2:
wife: remember we've got dinner tonight with my parents..(on monday night football)
husband: sorry sweetheart, i've got a pile of files my boss wants for tomorrow at 7
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