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Like prison but without perks such as recreational breaks, a library, and drugs.
Dave discussing his options to Mike;
Dave ' I need a change, work is really getting to me'
Mike ' Imagine a life with no bills, no debt, no commute to work, no stress'
Dave ' Prison sounds like a better option'
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The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Oh damn I have WORK, I better go get some WINE and BEER
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A place where people have to go everyday to get paid. Also known as "hell".
I don't want to go to work today!
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The Everything experience. This can refer to food, cars, girls, and practically anything that has an option of providing a full experience.
Ordering the Works at My Hero indicates that a customer wants all available toppings.
A girl who possesses the Works has a fine face, personality, and body.
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The most prominent term for a needle on the urban streets of Philly. It is used for injecting heroin and other drugs.
The editors at urban dictionary are so out of touch with real urban slang that they don't know a work is used to mainline diesel.
On Christopher Columbus Day I wake up to fix my work with sambuca, mainline a shot, then down a black bitch cause it's sambuca day, ya bish.
The urban dictionary editors should mix a speedball of that soft white girl with some diesel from the "old potato chip factory" in the badlands and drawl it up in their work, get really fuckin turned up, and get the fuck out of their air conditioned offices, so they can find out what the " urban" words people use really are.
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A chant, cry for affection and admiration, used in the LGBT community.
A roar of power saluting others.
To be Sasha Fierce.
"Work Bitch!"
"Yeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss! Work!!!!!!"
Omg Beyonce new video on..Woorrk! Bitch yesssss!!
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A worldwide slave labour organisation used to control modern man and prevent independant thought from occuring in any form. This is the reason it's much harder to make anything of yourself working in creative arts, such as acting and singing - the government sees anyone more popular than them as a threat to their power. It is also an ingenious creation to make placebos such as computers and photocopiers look important to our way of life. Some may argue that the workplace is desigend to build character and learn about teamwork...others prefer to think of it as the perfect place to practise your aiming skills as you throw ball after ball of scrunched up paper into the bin in the corner, then make a little competition out of it with fellow colleagues.
You are here to work, not to have fun!
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