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A shity worker is another name for a city worker, because they always do a shity job and are known to be lazy and take advantage of company time.
Damn them shity workers are always taking a break.
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someone who sells illegal drugs
person: what do you do for a living.
person a: im a push worker for snow bricks.
50% of the time just stalling in the bathroom looking through urban dictionary words
guy1: I'm an hard-working office worker, and I'm proud.
guy2: So you're working really hard on finding good words in the urban dictionary? I do!
guy1: I'm gonna be your new boss soon. And I never go to the bathroom at the office.
guy2: It's not what it looks like..
A whore. Also means that the woman referred to is above average polygamous.Holy worker comes from the Greek word "ιερόδουλη" .
Look at this holy worker Maria, That's her 3rd boyfriend this month.
friend + co-worker/colleague = fro-worker
My fro-worker and I have lunch at the office quite often as we like to catch up on each other's personal life stories.
A worker who will abruptly stop working and leave for an unknown reason
"He just stopped working for no reason and left. He's a real Worker C."
Another person you are forced to be around 40+ hours a week in order to earn a paycheck. Outside of work, you would NEVER want to associate with this person except to point to them and tell the police, "Yeah, there's the idiot that stole your squadcar right there Officer".
DoubleTurds: Sitting in adjacent office cubicle Dude, what if you like ate your own Poop...and then crapped THAT out, would the result be like..DOUBLE TURDS?! LOL DANG I AM FUnnY!
WorkerBee: Hmmm. Are there comparable light and oxygen levels on the Idiot planet?
DoubleTurds: What? I remember this one time, there was this dude in High School, and man he was cool, I wanted to be THAT dude...
WorkerBee: Looks around at other office workersIs it Friday yet? Can we just SAY it is Friday,
and everyone agree to it, and just LEAVE..
DoubleTurds: I am so glad you are my co-worker,
and that we are BESTEST friends..
I think I will stay over night at your crib tonight if my wife lets me..hold on, Just let me call her now...
WorkerBee: Ok, I'm out! Whew, I just suddenly got very ill, something came over me...see you all on Monday!! Runs from cubicle
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