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1. Senior Men who still think that they have the libido and/or swagger to participate in the modern day mating rituals of young females.
2. Geezers who hit on chicks that could possibly be their granddaughters
3. Wannabe "Celine-Dion-Husband" type dudes
4. Basically Hugh Hefners with no game...
*Female Version: Rotten Tuna*
Just tell those Wrinkled Salami's to GTFO, then pepper spray them and run
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When your roommate order McDonalds without asking if you want any.
Adam is a goddamn penis wrinkle.
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A really cool children's fantasy/sci-fi book written by Madeleine L'Engle, published in 1962. It tells the relatively short yet fascinating story of a New England teenage girl who goes on a journey with her brother and friend/boyfriend to save her father. It is a tale of science, love, mystery, good and evil, and portrays a great message of individuality and creativity. It won a Newbery Medal and for good reason, it's awesome!
It is the first in a series of something like 6 or 7 books, all which are good but not as good as the first one.
"You're given the form, but you have to write the sonnet yourself. What you say is completely up to you."
- Madeleine L'Engle, A Wrinkle in Time
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The act of having sex with an elderly woman and realizing half way through that you have missed your mark and you are actually thrusting your penis into a bank of wrinkles several inches from her vagina.
That crazy bitch said I was her kid's father when I knew for a fact I only wrinkle-plowed her ass
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Lines and creases that appear in your skin from sleeping on wrinkled sheets. Telltale sign that you just got out of bed.
My boss was impressed with my being in the office when she arrived. I earned major brownie points until she notice the sleep wrinkles on my cheek and realized that I had slept at work...again.
When a bunch of old ass geezers have an extremely violent orgy in a pit full of animal shit (usually bull or horse shit).
I've heard they're planning a wrinkle rodeo at the retirement home,they might need some volunteers to set it up.
A person who is attracted to the elderly.
My friend keeps hittin on my grandma, he's a wrinkle rocker.
Nasty I bet you would rock those wrinkles, wrinkle rocker.
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