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The most amazingly beautiful lady in the entire world, whose magnificence shines a light on the bitter blackened void that has become our shared landscape. Her radiance is matched only by her wit, and her wit matched only by her grace. Not only is she fantastically, outrageously gorgeous and unbelieveably intelligent, but she is also the greatest dancer the world has ever seen. We should all learn to emulate her, for if the collective of mankind were to show even half the intelligence of her we could stave off even the heat death of the universe. And that's something
Jeez, that girl sure ain't Wristy. She's got a mustache, smells like a moldly dentist office and is probably related to deathany.
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When a male or female excretes saliva into the palm of their hand and proceeds to vigorously masturbate a penis shaft until arrival.
"Hey Brian, did you get any action last night?"
"Hell yes! Emma wouldn't let me fuck her closed fist, but I got a spit wristy instead! Don't I look so muscular and healthy today? Yeah, spit wristys do that!"
if wristie refers to the humble hand-job, a face-wristie is a wristie performed by the mouth.
by jingo! josh madden would never knock back a face wristie!
Shaking ones tally whacker with Nutella
Lisa: hey man I gotta check my pants
Peter: wanna touch my junk with Nutella? (Nutella wristy)
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Eating chicken nuggets while you're jerking off, using the sauce that comes with the chicken to wank, dipping the chicken nuggets in at the same time.
Paddy: Why's Dylan have so much barbeque sauce?
Seamus: Oh, he just discovered the chicken wristy.
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When someone smears poo on their hand and gives a handjob (wristy)
eg.
Lauren: Hey baby I got to take a shit. Want a nutella wristy when I get back?
Liam: Sure baby that sounds swell mmmmmmm
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When a female masturbates your penis with no lube.
First coined by the legendary Ryan Basaraba of Van City.
"She gives good Dry Wristy's"
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