WUT

Main entry: DUENGLISH
Function: Noun
Date: Circa 2013, November 14th, 8 PM PST
1a : the language of the people of WUT and the PMA and many areas now or formerly under Grand Alliance control
1b : a particular variety of English distinguished by sexual proclivities and hyper-sensitive peculiarities (as of pronunciation, context, syntax, and hyperbole)
1 c : the common English language, literature, or composition when a subject of study is told to fill a 3 day bag with 5 days worth of poop
2 c : plural in construction : the people of WUT (Wait Until Tomorrow)
3 a : an English translation by the renowned Containerization Chemist, Prof. Sasquatch
3 b : idiomatic or intelligible longshore English
4 a : spin around the vertical axis deliberately imparted to a ball that is driven or rolled — compare draw, follow, and add body english by a clerk disorientated

I've been speaking fluent WUT because I've worked 13 days in a row.

12👍 9👎

wuts

when you don't freggn feel like adding stupid apostrophes, or spelling out the whole word... when you just cant with the world XD... just a short (lazyyy)version of what.

Friend: OML WUTS THAT!?
People who see this: You only wrote this cause you just failed a Grammer Test, didn't you-
Me: HUH, you already know.

4👍 2👎

wut

gangster speak, translates into I do not have time to write out the whole gigantic word what, so I will apprivatiate with a "wut?"

wut u want 2 do 2day?

120👍 210👎

Wut

Wut - A slang for the word "What" commonly referred as "Wat"

Person 1: And then I saw it come down and take my sandwich!

Person 2: Wait... WUT?!

wut?

1.a word used when sum1 is stupid
2.a really good cumbak when u dont know any cumbaks

1.Jim:2+2=4 Sally:wut?
2Jim:ur a flamer Sally:wut? Jim:i sed u wer a flamer! Sally:wut?

18👍 32👎

wut wut in the butt

A relatively stupid term meaning anal sex

Guy 1: Last night Kelly and I did the wut wut in the butt!

Guy2: You mean you had anal sex?

Guy1: Yah.

Guy2: Then why didn't you just say that?!

Guy1: I don't know...

36👍 23👎

wut

A shortened version of what....a better way of saying it

Me: wut?
them: what does "wut" mean?
Me: its the betta way of sayen what

49👍 158👎