wyles fever

when the alcohol isn't enough and you then turn to ANY form of class A,B or C drug to enhance the overall eperience of your night out in fubar. thus resulting in you considering taking your own life in the humongous fuckin' taxi cue.

guy 1: You just been on the sauce sur?

guy 2: Nah Neebz, been on that Ket, Ket wit a mean? er a cum doon.. heavy wyles fever.

wyle

A person who worms their way into your startup’s cap table or leadership team without bringing any actual skill, creates chaos, delays progress, drains morale, and eventually kills the company — usually before swooping in to claim the IP and pretend it was all their idea.

“I had funding lined up, a license deal in place, and real traction — then this total wyle tanked the company from the inside.”
“As of now, I had this total wyle in place and it killed the entire thing.”

Etymology:
Derived from to wyle (v.), meaning “to destroy something valuable through ego, incompetence, and misplaced confidence.” Believed to originate from early startup culture slang, possibly referencing a real guy no one wants to work with twice.