ya mum

The woman that is my girlfriend.

Me and ya mum are going to look at some walruses at the zoo.

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ya mum

Ya Mum is a good pay out and makes people go SILENT

Ben- Ur Gay
Billy- Ya Mums Gay

1- Go away u Homo
2- Thats not what ya Mum said

Ben - Where were u last night
Billy- In YA MUMS bedroom suckin her cock!
Ben - WHAT!

1- Dont pay ot me Mum
2- Im Not im just sayin shes good at it!

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ya mum

1. Self explanatory. Your. Mum.

2. The ultimate standby when unable to think of an insulting comeback.

3. Or, for the ultra-dumb, s phrase used commonly throughout the day for absolutely no reason.

1. "Who's on the phone?"
"Ya mum again."
"Damn it."

2. "You're a douchebag!"
"Ya mum is a douchebag!"

3. "Hi."
"Ya mum."
"How's it going?"
"Ya mum."
"What day is it?"
"Ya mum."

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ya mum

i had meat ball for lunch..
ya mum ate my balls

i hade sex with ya boyfriend...
ya mum did

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ya mum

A phrase that is useful to include in insults when learning another language, so then you can insult people's mothers and they don't even know it.

puedo tenor sexo con tu mama en tu cama?
which is spanish for can i have sex with ya mum in your bed?

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ya mum

A lame, but funny joke. Note that it's not an insult.

"Ya mum"
"Ya mum's mum"

"You suck"
"Ya mum sucks"

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ya mum

A well fit bitch who i had last night

i had carl nunns mum

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