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(n.) when you're standing in a crowded subway car and you very discretely ejaculate on the back of the head of someone who is seated.
"I was in a bad mood earlier today, but I gave an old lady a pocket yarmulke on the train and now I feel much better."
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When a middle aged man is balding only in the spot where a Jewish Yamaka (Yarmulke) would be worn.
Student 1: Dude, our teacher is getting old. I think he's balding!
Student 2: Yeah! I think he has a Skin Yamaka (Yarmulke)!
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The act involving the complete insertion of one's head into the uterus of a woman who's just given birth, detaching the placenta with a quick back-and-forth slashing motion. After pulling your head out, you wear the placenta for a period of 8 days.
Tyrone Goldstein is rockin' a sweet po' man's yarmulke.
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The act of a man whipping his cock out and the partner grabs his cock, cuts off his foreskin, and wears it as a yarmulke.
Friend 1: Hey buddy did she give you the good old yarmulke last night?
Friend 2: Yeah, the yarmulke felt nice, wait till later that shit bussin.
The act of placing a yarmulke (kippah) on somebody's head and farting onto it
David gave Shlomo a sticky yarmulke last night and he still hasn't recovered in time for Purim
An unattractive person.
On December 10th, 2001, actress/ spokes model Jaime Pressly delighted fans with an appearance on "The Howard Stern Radio Show." Fans were particularly delighted when she accounted for his ugly looks: "You," she told Stern, "look like you got slapped with a yarmulke!"
Describing at an unattractive person: He looks like he was slapped with a yarmulke.