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(n.) when you're standing in a crowded subway car and you very discretely ejaculate on the back of the head of someone who is seated.
"I was in a bad mood earlier today, but I gave an old lady a pocket yarmulke on the train and now I feel much better."
When a middle aged man is balding only in the spot where a Jewish Yamaka (Yarmulke) would be worn.
Student 1: Dude, our teacher is getting old. I think he's balding!
Student 2: Yeah! I think he has a Skin Yamaka (Yarmulke)!
The act involving the complete insertion of one's head into the uterus of a woman who's just given birth, detaching the placenta with a quick back-and-forth slashing motion. After pulling your head out, you wear the placenta for a period of 8 days.
Tyrone Goldstein is rockin' a sweet po' man's yarmulke.
The removable breast cup that comes inside bras and swimwear.
Darn it, this bra is so nice but these titty yarmulkes make it hard to adjust!
The act of a man whipping his cock out and the partner grabs his cock, cuts off his foreskin, and wears it as a yarmulke.
Friend 1: Hey buddy did she give you the good old yarmulke last night?
Friend 2: Yeah, the yarmulke felt nice, wait till later that shit bussin.
Scoring three hockey goals in 24 hours. Less than a hat trick but more than just a goal or two.
Tkachuk scored two goals yesterday. If he scores one more today, he’ll have a Yarmulke Trick!
The act of placing a yarmulke (kippah) on somebody's head and farting onto it
David gave Shlomo a sticky yarmulke last night and he still hasn't recovered in time for Purim