yarn

The number one thing kittens can't resist playing with despite knowing the consequences; basically kryptonite but for kittens.

*rolls ball of yarn in front of kitten*
Kitten: mus not plai wif teh yarn..... mus... resis...
*few seconds later*
Kitten: YARN!!!!!! *gets into a tangled mess*

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Yarn

Name of one who is not good enough to be string.

He's not good enough to be string, so we call him Yarn.

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Yarned

To be ridiculously dressed in cotton in such a fasion that it is outragous, usually race restricted (blacks)and eveyone goes wild

Call 911 there`s a son of a bit*h on the roof
yarned up in his birthday suit

MACK 10 TO THE RESCUUUUUUUE

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Yarnes

Someone who’s got a lot of strength and loves Poonani everyweekend

See that lad over there he’s a yarnes

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Burn a yarn

Smoke a Cigarette.

"I'm going outside to burn a yarn"

spin a yarn

To tell a wild story.

To tell a bullshit story.

The children would listen to the storyteller spin a yarn about giant ants living under the school.

The great storyteller Aesop told fables that were total crap.

Yarn Chicken

Yarn chicken is a term often used in online knitting/crochet circles. It is a self-imposed 'game' in which a crafter is unsure if they have enough yarn in a skein to complete a project, but rather than going through the process of measuring and weighing to find yardage, they start the project and hope it's enough. The crafter wins the game if they finish their project with just enough or extra yarn, and they lose if they run out of yarn before completing their project.

I'm going to go pick up some yarn. I lost Yarn Chicken and I really need to get this hat done.