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Yeshua

A bad person. Thinks he's a good femboy, but in reality he is just an ugly male who should cut his hair and clean himself better. He likes to hit girls and draw fantasy animal porn because nobody loves him unless they are lonely and susceptible to his clumsy excuse for 'manipulation'. He also eats cookies he ejaculates on!

"Bro... did that guy play solo-player-soggy-biscuit?"
"Yeah, he also wears thigh highs to get attention from incels online,"
"Thats a total Yeshua if I've ever seen one."

by xCHERRYS0DA July 24, 2023

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mary mother of yeshua

The Virgin Mary, Mother of Yeshua, a Hebrew Girl

Mary Mother of Yeshua had a fine eye.

by CalvinFL December 14, 2022


Jesus [Yeshua]

Letter from Pilate to Tiberius Caesar

A young man appeared in Galilee preaching with humble unction, a new law in the Name of the GOD that had sent Him. At first I was apprehensive that His design was to stir up the people against the Romans, but my fears were soon dispelled. Jesus of Nazareth spoke rather as a friend of the Romans than of the Jews. One day I observed in the midst of a group of people a young man who was leaning against a tree, calmly addressing the multitude. I was told it was Jesus. This I could easily have suspected so great was the difference between Him and those who were listening to Him. His GOLDEN COLORED HAIR and beard gave to his appearance a celestial aspect. He appeared to be about 30 years of age. Never have I seen a sweeter or more serene countenance. What a contrast between Him and His bearers with their black beards and tawny complexions! Unwilling to interrupt Him by my presence, I continued my walk but signified to my secretary to join the group and listen. Later, my secretary reported that never had he seen in the works of all the philosophers anything that compared to the teachings of Jesus. He told me that Jesus was neither seditious nor rebellious, so we extended to Him our protection. He was at liberty to act, to speak, to assemble and to address the people. This unlimited freedom provoked the Jews -- not the poor but the rich and powerful.

See Washing Library

Your most obedient servant,
Pontius Pilate

Jesus Yeshua was seated at the right hand of GOD his Father in the begining! As was The Holy Spirit and Wisdom. The FEAR of GOD is the first sign of Wisdom!

by THE-INTELLECTUAL July 14, 2024

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Yeshua Fly Away

To shoo a fly away from you by saying the words "Yeshua Fly" while waving your arms in attempts to swat it off.

"Want you to get away! Yeshua Fly Away! Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!" -(Lenny Kramitz)

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 17, 2023