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A song by Weird Al Yankovic which is a parody of Lola by The Kinks.
I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S O D A, soda
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda"
Y O D A, Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I left home just a week before
And I've never ever been a Jedi before
But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"
Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
So I used the Force
I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
While I stood on my head
Well, I won't forget what Yoda said
He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess
But I know that I'll be coming back some day
I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray
The long-term contract that I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time
With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
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yuppies on drugs or alcohol
a yuppie who uses drugs or alcohol.
after Keith gets done jogging he likes to listen to The Flaming Lips and drink merlot. Outsiders consider him a yoda.
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(n.) A slang term for marijuana. Among more frequent users, the term refers to a higher 'grade' of the plant.
Jocques: Man, you got that sticky icky?
TeRon: Sheeeet, Nukka, I gots that yoda.
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1.short awsome fighter
2.ladies man
3.good at smoking pot
4.awsome at graff
5.to be loyal to fellow friends
yoda will pwn you in a fight
tha girls luv yoda
look at yoda pull that bucket
yodas got skill
dun worry if u wif yoda he got ur back
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another word for coke/crack
why don't we just get some yoda and roll a chewy?
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The baddest midget in the universe.
"Bow down to a true pimp you will. Yoda I am bitch!!"
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It is when a girl gives you oral sex after she fucks you.
It is called a yoda because she is performing the act backwards like the way the character from Star Wars speaks.
"Man that chick just yodaed me and then she wanted a kiss."
"That's disgusting."
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