yoga

Complicated, yet sort of creepy definition of people who like to waste their time. Usually uses random animals or nature to name the poses they attempt. Doesn't even relax you, just causes you to look stupid to the men working out around you. Tends to make you a magnet for hippie's. Very hard.

girl: I'm doing yoga.
boy: Really that's sort of creepy.
girl: No its so fun i like to practice my downward-dog, and tree pose, even in the shower!
boy: Yeah well i'm gonna continue my push-ups.
girl: No really, i'm not creepy, i just don't have a life, and like to keep in touch with little animals. Guess what i'm doing when i'm done?
boy: Huh?
girl: Talking to trees and shapeing my legs into every letter of the alphabet, to see which letter it likes the best!
boy: Leave me alone.

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yoga

yoga- code name for haveing sex with someone

hey mom im going over to johns to do some yaga.

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Yoga

You hurt your back real bad by twisting it. We all know guys try to do it to suck themselves, butnever do, and quit. YODA is a fucking character from starwras. please die.

we know why you are doing yoga

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yoga

slang for weed, dope, pot, wacky tobaccee, whatever.

"hey man, im gonna go do some yoga." "lets get together and do this wicked yoga i got in europe" "hey man, can you hook me up with some yoga?"

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yoga

Commonly used as a gay slang term for the bottom and one of his favorite positions during gay sex with another man. Usually involves the bottom to lay on his back while pulling his ankles up past his ears, exposing himself.

Too explecit for direct example, but all gay men around the world will know what yoga stands for when having sex !

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yoga

to be calm, dumb, emo, stupid ,vomitrosious, lame, and to act very ugly

Eww your soo ficking yoga
You naassty yoga!
That shirt is totally yoga ughh!

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yoga brain

a blissed trance state of relaxation after yoga class

I can't answer your question! I've still got yoga brain from my evening class.

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