A phrase common used by sustainable individuals with a healthy, wealthy life.
Friend: Bro my dog died
You: Are you serious right now bro
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A iconic 6 worded phrase commonly used by famous YouTube streamer who’s name is Darren Watkins Jr. Usually referred to as “IShowSpeed” who has been a iconic internet sensation known by his outrageous impulses, and by his iconic moments. For example, him raging, Talking Ben, His obsession for the Portuguese Footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo. And by doing extreme dangerous activities and challenges. The “Are you serious right neow bro” phrase takes back all the way to July 2022 where one of ‘Speed’s clones’ who’s name is Emerson O’Dell, usually referred to as “WhiteBoyEm” said that phrase in a stream of him playing the video game called “Fall Guys. And since then, that 6 worded phrase has been used all around the internet.
IShowSpeed: “Bro I swear. If I get one more Mexican player I’m getting off this game.”
*he gets a Spanish player*
Also IShowSpeed: “are you serious right neow bro. ALL THESE FUCKING MEXICAN PLAYERS!”
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a phrase used by people that have a brain smoother than a babies buttcheeks.
mom: 'your grandmother is dying to cancer.. she's stage 4.. lets pray to god that she wins the fight against it.'
baby buttcheek brain boy: 'are you serious right neow bro?'
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This word was popularised by IShowSpeed a famous content creator on Youtube.
"I might have deleted one of your minecraft accounts." - a friend
"Are you serious right now bro?"
Seemingly a simple marketing slogan used by all civil and criminal solicitors, this famous line is actually from Breaking Bad season 2 episode 8. It makes a hilarious appearance in Saul Goodman's television advertisement:
"Hi I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know you have rights? Constitution says you do. And so do I."
It is most commonly used amongst members of the unofficial, imaginary, crack-addicted breaking bad community that every zealous Breaking Bad viewer thinks they are uniquely apart of. The phrase is also the reason that many aspiring students have mistakenly entered the legal profession and incompetently represented and let down innocent people to the blood-thirsty prosecutors.
Friend 1: "This Subway is so terrible they never properly wrap my sandwich, it's literally at risk of falling apart."
Friend 2: "Did you know you have rights?"
Friend 1: "Constitution says you do."
Both friends: "And so do I."
*Friend 1 has just been convicted of gross negligence manslaughter after jokingly pushing their best friend down steep stairs and causing their death. They are in court awaiting sentencing by the judge.*
Friend 1: *anxious and regretful* "I didn't mean to. I can't believe I did that man. I-I-I ca-can't bel-"
Friend 2: "Calm down. Calm down! Did you know you have rights!?"
*Judge looks up in confusion*
Friend 1: *wipes tears from eyes and sniffles* "Constitution says you do!"
Judge: *slams gavel* "Order please!"
Both friends together: "AND SO DO I!"
A phrase that can be added on to the end of a statement to make it sound obvious-- implying that the other person is stupid if they didn't know the statement.
Frenemy: So, have you kicked him out yet?
Anne: No...?
Frenemy: What are you waiting for? He'll never change.
Anne: I'm not sure wha--
Frenemy: He's cheating on you, you know that, right?
Anne: Oh! Uh... yeah... I...I uh totally knew that...*cough cough*
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A phrase used to end an argument when you know that you are right but the other person will not accept that they are wrong.
Galileo: "The earth goes around the sun."
Pope: "No, the sun goes around the earth."
Galileo: "Seriously, look at..."
Pope: "STFU! The sun goes around the earth."
Galileo: "You may be right."
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