27th July.
just fucking do it
hey it’s national stab your cousin day what do we do.
Just stab you least favourite cousin.
national love your step cousin day is where you show how you feel about your step cousin.
omg guys! it’s national love your step cousin day. i need to go tell my step cousin i love her and i’m so grateful to have her.
On March 13th it is National touch your cousin day!! If you love touching your family members this is the best day for you!!!
"Do you like touching your cousins? Not a lot. Tomorrow is National touch your cousin day!!!"
*leaves a bunch of cockroaches in ur bed*
its natural prank your cousins
Arina: hey pavel
Pavel: yes?
Arina: *slaps*
Pavel: ow
Arina: happy slap your cousin day
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A phrase that has to be used as a last resort, as it is extremely dangerous. The insult to end all lower insults like "your mom gay" and "your granny tranny".
John: your mum gay
Carl: QUIET
John: ha, your granny granny
Carl: your cousin a dyke
Nothing more is heard as the very fibre of the universe is rended apart and Kermit the frog gets reborn as a large giant powerpuff Elmo.