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June 27 is the national day of complaining about your asshole friends.
Dude I can't wait for Complain about your asshole friend day, Dave is being such a dickhead.
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To be oblivious or uninformed on a subject you are trying to create a dialogue about.
The fact you think the government faked the moon landing proves you don't know shit from your asshole.
An epic burn. Practice so it will roll right off the tongue and and use when people are drinking so that there will be maximum nasal spewage for effect.
loser: blah blah blah...
cool person: Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?
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To Eat ones asshole and like it
kevin eat your own asshole
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Its when you cum into your mom's asshole but you are spraying mustard on her tits
"Hot"
Cum in your mums asshole with mustard
Its when you cum into your mom's asshole but you are spraying mustard on her titsIts when you cum into your mom's asshole but you are spraying mustard on her titsIts when you cum into your mom's asshole but you are spraying mustard on her titsIts when you cum into your mom's asshole but you are spraying mustard on her titsIts when you cum into your mom's asshole but you are spraying mustard on her titsIts when you cum into your mom's asshole but you are spraying mustard on her titsIts when you cum into your mom's asshole but you are spraying mustard on her titsIts when you cum into your mom's asshole but you are spraying mustard on her titsIts when you cum into your mom's asshole but you are spraying mustard on her titsIts when you cum into your mom's asshole but you are spraying mustard on her titsIts when you cum into your mom's asshole but you are spraying mustard on her titsIts when you cum into your mom's asshole but you are spraying mustard on her titsIts when you cum into your mom's asshole but you are spraying mustard on her titsIts when you cum into your mom's asshole but you are spraying mustard on her titsIts when you cum into y
A threatening statement that is so profoundly impossible that it will both amuse, confuse and terrify its recipient.
If you make that annoying noise again, "I will choke you with your own asshole!!!"
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"Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time" is what Matt likes me to do sometimes.
Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time
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