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verb. To jock ones balls.
Buttering up someone you wanna get on. Not necessarily a sexual thang. Interchangable with Licking Balls
Example 1: "I walked in and Katie was totally jocking Seth's balls..."
Example 2: "I don't mean to jock your balls or anything, but... you're kind of a big deal, Mr. Burgundy..."
Example 3: "Um... yeah... did you not notice that Josh was totally licking your balls when we were golfing today?"
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A metaphor for doing something so absent minded, stupid, and painful that you make a note to never do it again. But you're totally going to do it again.
I drunk dialed my ex-girlfriend last night. I always vow to never do it again, but this is the fifth time. Talk about sitting on your balls.
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Chill out, relax, quit busting your balls.
dude! cool your balls!
or
cool your balls, man! no need to get all worked up!
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Calm down. Used the same way as "slow your roll" or "chill".
you need to just hold your balls for a second, you're getting too worked up over this
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Piss On Your Balls
1. The act of royally screwing things up.
2. Consistently failing to deliver.
3. Having a penis too small to urinate without dripping on your testicals.
Abbreviated as P.O.Y.B.
Why would we want to use Kurt and his team? They regularly Piss on their balls. You are a retard. You always piss on your balls.
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Don’t care about something or ignore something
- I think she doesn’t love me anymore
- Divert to your balls bro, there are lots of hot girls out there that want to be with a guy like you
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A term used when there is a sudden change in anything. Either weather, a life situation, or even music. You must grab your balls in order to protect them pain, or excitabillity.
"Dude a ufo just landed over there, why aren't you grabbing your balls?"
Or
"When the hurricane hit, I had to grab my balls and wait it out"
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