One who catches an STD or infection of the genitals. Originated in Yakima Valley 509.
Is that the girl who cooked your bacon???
used to symbolize an upcoming L your about to take, or a L you have already taken
james: dude, jamal has been in my girls DM's recently
john: bro doesn't he have a 8 inch penis? Your cooked bro
Something you say to someone when you want to challenge that someone
Jhon: I bet I can date her first!
Caleb: who lied to you, also I'm gonna COOK YOUR GOOSE!