Your first definition

You don’t know what to type. You hope you get accepted. What should my name be. What do i do.

You: Have you made your first definition on urban dictionary?
Your friend: what’s urban dictionary?
You: *kills friend.

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A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it.

When the editors didn’t publish your definition because they stinky

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it.
Goddamnit

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Urban Dictionary is a slang dictionary with your definitions. Define your world.

The line of text that appears underneath the search box of Urbandictionary.com

Billy: Where's the search box at?
Larry: Right on the top.
Billy: I can't find it.
Larry: Right above where it says "Urban Dictionary is a slang dictionary with your definitions. Define your world."
Billy: I can't read...

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Word, Type your definition here… , Type an example of how it is used here…

The grey text that you see when making a word meaning

I wonder why this blank area just says ‘Word, Type your definition here… , Type an example of how it is used here…'

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!

When the people at Urban Dictionary hate you, despite your word perfectly fitting on the website.

Guy: OMG URBAN DICTIONARY EMAILED ME!
Email: A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!
Guy: :(

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A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!

The email check of shame. When you realize that all hopes and dreams of publishing that one definition on Urban Dictionary that made you die of laughter to yourself while stuck in quarantine are gone, gone, gone.

Phone: *makes email notification sound*
Me: *drops everything and opens email faster than the speed of light*
Email: A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!
Me: Well that's just great.

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Click here to change your handle Claim definitions you wrote under a different email address See all of your definitions Sign out

You searched this because you're bored, obviously
This is the thing that shows up when you click the user button in the menu bar in the top right of the page.

Someone: I want to change my username
Someone: *Clicks on the user button*
Urban Dictionary: Click here to change your handle Claim definitions you wrote under a different email address See all of your definitions Sign out
Someone: *Clicks on "Click here to change your handle"*
Someone: There!

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