blow your back doors off

To give someone (male or female) a seriously good fuck in the ass. So good it blows the doors off.

Shabba "I'll blow your back doors off."
Fit Girl "Get away from me you freak."

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your next door neighbors goat

The most epic comeback response since "your mum" it will leave the person your owning comebackless, no response can top this one.

Ellen: Your mums fat
William: Your next door neighbors goat's fat.

Robert: Your gay
William: Your next door neighbors goat's gay

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getting your back door kicked in

the art of taking it up the arse.commonly referring to anal sex . hetro or homo .

dave mcguire loves getting his back door kicked in by Paul!

whats dave doing? - getting his back door kicked in !

let me kick your back door in you piece of shit!

you love getting your back door kicked in!

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Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house

`look behind you

Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house just say it

Open your door or I'll throw rocks through your window you dumb whore

Dr.Phil, you uncultured swine

Open your door or I'll throw rocks through your window you dumb whore.

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Close your garage door

No... Like seriously close that shit

Oh look at that he still didn’t close it. Lemme guess “ I’m going back outside.” Close your garage door

lock your doors

a saying for almost any occasion: silly response

-when you see a tweaker

-when you see 12 (fuck 12)

example 1:
Landon: " I just got suspended for smoking weed in the bathroom"
Madigan: "Lock your doors"

example 2:
Roleigh: "there's a tweaker crossing 141"
Madigan: "Lock you doors"