the chair is not your friend

the chair is not your friend

just means that when you are working 8 hours a day, you need a break to sit down on a chair but are not really supposed to because if you just sit there you are idle and that is not good for productivity...

the chair is not your friend....

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Listen to Your Friends

The best song on Declan Mckenna 's 2017 album 'What Do You Think About The Car'

'Image not listening to Listen to Your Friends on a daily basis'

Stalking Your Friend

To Stalk Your Friend is to find their baby picture on his/her mom's blog then making it your profile picture online

"Yo! I'm Stalking My Friend!"
"No Way! You're Stalking Your Friend?"
"Look, this is his baby photo"
"lol"

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I'm not your friend, buddy

I'm not your friend buddy is an internet phenomenon that was inspired by an episode of "South Park". Usually occuring on message boards, the first person says "I'm not your friend buddy" and the next person will use the use the last word in the first comment as the first word in their comment, and will switch the their last word with either "pal", or "guy".

-I'm not your friend, buddy
-I'm not your buddy, pal
-I'm not your pal, guy
-I'm not your guy, friend
-I'm not your friend, pal
-I'm not your pal, buddy
Etc.

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Don't name your friends

IM GONNA DO IT IM GONNA NAME MY FRIENDS

Don't name your friendsDon't name your friends Don't name your friends

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tell your friend

when you stick someone with a plasma grenade in Halo and they run to someone else on their team right before it blows up so they both die and you get a double kill.

In Halo I stuck an opponent with a plasma grenade and yelled "tell your friend" and he did, so I got a double kill.

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Don’t name your friends

People on Urban Dictionary ignore this rule so much it shouldn’t even be a rule

Urban dictionary: don’t name your friends
Person: *names all of their friends, including their full names, ages, addresses, phone numbers, etc.*
Urban dictionary: B R U H