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'is your mom gay' is a common question asked my bullies at school. A correct answer is 'which one' but if they hit you with the 'both of them', you are fucked.
Person 1: Is your mom gay?
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: Both of them.
Person 2: Fuck
Definition:
Your mom gay: your mom likes women.
Gay: when one gender/sex likes the same gender/sex
Ex. Dude 1: I don’t have a dad
Dude 2: What the hell??
Dude 1: My mom’s gay
Dude 2: Ooh...
The most insane, most mad, most versatile insult every created by man. It can be used in any sentence and is the most painful thing to ever hear anyone say to you. If someone says this at the perfect moment, it is said that the receiver will immediately die from cardiac arrest.
Guy 1: Bro you are so overweight, you need to work out, and you gotta brush your teeth your breath is disgusting. Dude, I'm really worried about you, you're addicted to crack, and heroin, I want you to get better-
Guy 2: Your mom gay
*Guy 1 dies*
this is how to completly destroy anyone.
Guy 69420: hi
Guy 2: your mom gay
Guy 69420: (gets deleted from existince)
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A witty comeback with such magnitude that when applied to some unsuspecting noob they can do nothing except melt or disintegrate like the Nazis at the end if Indiana Jones.
Can occasionally be countered by a veciforous "no u."
Craig: yo bitch youre a stupid idiot.
Kevin: hey man that's not cool
Craig: no seriously bitch you can't even do math
Kevin: oh yea, well... YOUR MOM GAY!!!!
Craig: NO UUUUU!!!!!
Kevin: hdjeofjsvsifeknendkrkfndbsksnfn
Alternate universe:
Craig: yo bitch youre a stupid idiot.
Kevin: hey man that's not cool
Craig: no seriously bitch you can't even do math
Kevin: oh yea, well... YOUR MOM GAY!!!!
Craig: beiaofjrbskdbjdksksbuebsmsh
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