Shank your nan

To withdraw a knife or a homemade knife and repeatedly stab your mates nan

You didn't give me the marajauna so I'm gonna to shank your nan

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Suck Your Nan

To supple on ones grandmother.
Popularized by United Kingdom gangsters and hip hop artists.

Gangsta #1: Oi mate gimmie your phone.
Gangsta #2 Suck your nan blud.
Gangsta #1 Brap Blap

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Your nan gay

An meme-ish insult.

Person 1: "Why won't you Rush B"
Person 2: "Cause your nan gay"

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Nan your nan

The art of nanning nans. Nobody really knows what it means.

Guy: You're an idiot!
Me: Shut up or I will nan your nan!

BUM YOUR NAN

When u bum your nan, u bum ur nan, u might pull out a dirty oliver.

OI, GURV i kinda did BUM YOUR NAN.

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Credit to your nan

Otherwise known as CTYN for short, Credit to your nan is used when describing a recent event that has in fact gone your way.

Bloody hell, you put that penalty top gash mate, Credit to your nan.

Smell Your Nan

Well the term is used to define the movement of smelling your mothers mums genitalia.

Often used in a term of great anger or if you seriously hate the victim of the harsh verbal attack.

It can also be accompanied by the hand signal of the smallest finger on your hand.

"Piss off you Wanker"... "Oi, Eric 'Go Smell Your Nan'" Uses little finger...

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