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A shit log that is encrusted with undigested green vegetable matter interspersed with blood clots from hemorrhoids.
Man, I have to stop eating so much broccoli with cheese. I was bunged up for days until I finally gave birth to a yule log.
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a satisfying poop that one takes during the holiday season.
James: Hey, where's Tom at?
Corey: He's in the washroom dropping a Yule Log
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Wrapping a Christmas bow around your penis and placing it on a female (or male) companions face.
Dude, I totally gave her the Yule Log last night!
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The last hole to which a man is able to stretch his belt at a Christmas dinner.)
unknown was celebrating a yule hole day.
n.- A thick, frozen feces stick, made by taking a large, gooey turd, wrapping it in plastic wrap, and placing in the freezer. The yule log is, when hardened by freezing, employed in masturbation.
I saw your mom lick the yule log last nite after she stick it in her coocheroo.
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Yule Douche (yool' - doosh)
Anyone who prematurely decorates for Christmas on or before Thanksgiving thereby ruining both holidays for the observer.
Wife: "Jesus H. Christ!! Ugh!"
Husband: "What's wrong?"
Wife: "Look! The Yule Douches across the street have already setup their 50 Christmas lawn decorations and we haven't even carved the turkey yet! I hate them and there's no time left to shop and we havent even...."
Husband: "Ugh, now I have to listen to this for the next four weeks. Thanks, stupid Yule Douches!!"
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A shit that leaves your asshole burning long after you have left the bowl.
That Thai food I had yesterday made me drop a few yule logs this morning and now my asshole is on fire. Think I'll have to skip school.
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