that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected
I took a bite of this pickle and it's a little squishier than i expected, feeling pretty zjierb right now
When you bite into a pickle that is softer than expected
Me, after biting into a pickle: I feel zjierb
That feeling when you bite into a pickle that is a bit to soft
Person 1: Hey, How are those pickles
Person 2: A bit too soft
Person 1: I bet you're feeling pretty zjierb right now
Person 2: I am
A term coined by brian david gilbert. Zjierb (noun: zjierbness) is "that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected".
Brian: *opens pickle jar* *bites into pickle that's a little squishier than he expected* *contentedly chewing*
Brian: I feel... zjierb
Karen: *bites into pickle that's a little squishier than she expected*
(Both simultaneously): Zjierbness
(adjective)
that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected
Popularised by brian david gilbert's musical sketch video
*bites into a pickle that is a little squishier than one would have originally predicted for it to be*
Person A: "Wow, this pickle: It's making me feel all zjierb!"
Person B: "Ah yes, that feeling of zjierbness (noun) is all too a mysterious one"
A word for that unique feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected, coined by Brian David Gilbert in the music(?) video "that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected"
It is not disgust, it is not rage, it is Zjierb.
That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it’s a little squishier then you expected
*bites into pickle*
Damn that was a slightly subpar pickle I feel kinda zjierb now.